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tomhiddlesusesbritishblackmagic:

opsci:

“I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?”

You are the sexy beast that fangirls read about before they go to bed

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combeferret:

tcregan:

Sif Concept Art from Thor.

See.

This is female armor done right. No cleavage window, no bare midriff. Only the arms are bare and it seems to be more for movement than aesthetics. And most important? No BOOB PLATES.

#and it’s still hot #so yes you can both have your cake and eat it

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foxboros:

bad loki

no

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asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

_{[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]}

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fwips:

hiddles-boner:

avengedechelon:

omg

i caN’T BREATHE

NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’

but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.

…Holy shit.

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aryastarkson:

THOR [2011]

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bohemianrhapsodomy:

isitmadness:

nearlydrowning:

youvebeen-loki-d:

Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes 

CRYING

BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS

EXCEPT YOU LOKI

I AM DYING

FUCK YOU SANTA

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the-adequate-gatsby:

godsofmischiefandthunder:

 #actually crying because odin’s a dick

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